Wednesday, April 30

bun in the oven

so i'm pregnant. that's what i've been up to... keeping this secret for the past 2 months.

i've been eating everything in sight, sleeping 9 hours a night plus naps on the weekends, and having mood swings like no other. so far the "pregnancy glow" is a bunch of crap. and i need a facial.

here's to turning the 1st trimester corner and feeling better, looking better (crossing my fingers!), and acting better!

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Monday, April 14

am i 6 years old?

because i just ate a chocolate & vanilla swirl pudding snack pack, and i feel like i'm on top of the world. man, i love pudding!

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Sunday, April 13

i used to be funny

yeah, i did. i used to be funny. i used to make people laugh. i used to make myself laugh.

now i don't. what the heck happened?

that's it. over a month without posting and this is all i have to say. bet you're disappointed you wasted the 45 5 seconds to read, huh?