I'm pregnant so I'm hungry all the time, right? This morning for lunch I packed up a small remaining portion of mac & cheese, as well as some leftover black bean soup. Two lunches is not uncommon for me!
So by 11:00am I was starving and I ate the mac & cheese. Then at lunch I left the office to run to Whole Foods. I purposely didn't eat my soup, knowing that I could eat it when I returned. I was gone about an hour - maybe a little more.
I jsut went to get my soup and SOMEBODY STOLE MY LUNCH FROM THE FRIDGE in the hour I was gone!!! Why the F*CK would they want my food? It was in a white paper shopping bag that I always use, and the pyrex dish full of food was in the bag. So they stole my lunch – a PREGNANT WOMAN’S LUNCH – and my pyrex dish. I am so freaking mad. I don't know which I'm more mad about... the pyrex dish disappearing, or my nourishment.
I just put a big sign on the fridge that says “WHERE IS MY LUNCH??? Somebody removed a white paper bag with a pyrex dish full of soup. WHY??? You should never take food from a pregnant woman!!!” And I put my phone extension on there too. Not like whoever did it is going to call me or anything, but whatever.
Maybe a little over the top, but f*ck it.
So by 11:00am I was starving and I ate the mac & cheese. Then at lunch I left the office to run to Whole Foods. I purposely didn't eat my soup, knowing that I could eat it when I returned. I was gone about an hour - maybe a little more.
I jsut went to get my soup and SOMEBODY STOLE MY LUNCH FROM THE FRIDGE in the hour I was gone!!! Why the F*CK would they want my food? It was in a white paper shopping bag that I always use, and the pyrex dish full of food was in the bag. So they stole my lunch – a PREGNANT WOMAN’S LUNCH – and my pyrex dish. I am so freaking mad. I don't know which I'm more mad about... the pyrex dish disappearing, or my nourishment.
I just put a big sign on the fridge that says “WHERE IS MY LUNCH??? Somebody removed a white paper bag with a pyrex dish full of soup. WHY??? You should never take food from a pregnant woman!!!” And I put my phone extension on there too. Not like whoever did it is going to call me or anything, but whatever.
Maybe a little over the top, but f*ck it.
posted by Beebers at 1:54 PM
4 Comments:
I would've done the same thing. Lunch thievery is the worst kind of theivery.
lunch thievery and kidney thievery are the worst!
I am going to say that kidney thievery is slightly worse, but still. Who steals a pregnant lady's lunch? Bastards.
Who steals someone's lunch PERIOD. Get your own fucking lunch, you cheap bastard. That is shady as hell.
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