i go on vacation in 5 days!

3 days in London, then 9 days in South Africa. holy shnikes, i am beside myself.

i could just pee with excitement!!

but that would require clean up, so i'll abstain.

actual text message to my inbox

my husband traveled to DC today. here's what i get from him.

"Swans in the pool at the hotel and smells like vagina in my room."

the standards of communication are low in my marriage.

tasty treats

mmmm mmmmm i love a little snack pack of orange flavored jello. delish!

of course i also love the rice krispy treat i scarfed down earlier this afternoon too. i probably love them more than the jello, actually. except for the whole million-times-more-calories thing.